Trolls and Princesses

Just today I finished the last book of the Trylle trilogy by Amanda Hocking. I had been waiting for the last one for a while, a few months, so I read it much faster than I probably should have. In retrospect, I should’ve made it last longer, but then again it was also such an easy and fast-paced read that I could barely put it down.
As any other trilogy it starts with the trouble of our protagonist, Wendy, and her less complicated life only to get much more complicated when she finds out she is actually a Troll. But not the ugly and gross kind that we think of troll, no, just a very grounded and earth-bound human with some superpowers of some kind in some cases. And just to top that, Wendy also discovers that her real mother is the Queen of these trolls and Wendy has to face the fact that she will one day be Queen too. The book are told from Wendy’s perspective and are great at conveying Wendy’s turmoil at adjusting to this new life with all the complications this brings about too. As we read on we follow her on her path to discover the real truth about herself and her unknown past, details of which are revealed very slowly over the course of the last two books. And of course, as any other fantasy trilogy there also has to be a love squander or love triangle, this has a combination of the two. However, the triangle doesn’t really start to take action until we get to the second book but before that there are plenty of other heated and romantic settings to entice the reader. This is another thing I like about this author, even though it is obviously a young adult trilogy, she is not afraid to go into detail in the romantic scenes, even when it comes to the bedroom scenes. I sometimes feel like young adult novels try to cover those things up too much, but when you think about it the kids get plenty of exposure to those kinds of things through television and Internet anyways, so why should literature be any different? If anything, I think literature might in some cases be a more accurate description of how things really are. Anyway, overall I really liked these books and there were easy and quick to get through and very suitable for a summer-by-the-pool read or something like that. So if you’re going somewhere sunny this summer, think about bringing this trilogy along with you to keep you company by the pool.

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I found myself a bit more inspired by our common writing challenge and felt I had to write another piece. Thus, the following…

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On the top of a hill lies a castle buried in history. Centuries old, it guards a secret still unknown to man; which is how it must stay. Deep within the deepest dungeons lies a casket locked closed by a golden crest with contents unknown to man. It was placed there several hundred years ago with very specific reasons for keeping it safe. In a time of war it was deemed necessary for secrecy of the casket and only a selected handful of people were trusted by the Queen to guard the casket and the importance it represented. As the war went on, these men became victims of the gunfire and the secret died with them. Only one man survived with the knowledge of the casket. He took it as his personal goal in life to guard the Queen’s casket and so, once a year he went back to check on the casket, with no one knowing about his doings. As age took a hold on him, he passed the task and the knowledge of the casket on to his son. He then passed it on to his son, who did the same and that is how the secret has been in the family.

And now I am passing it on to you. It is not entirely the same thing. I never got to pass the secret to your father before he left this world. Instead I am now forced to leave this important task to a young boy as age has grown weary with me. I trust you to uphold the family secret and guard the casket till you are forced to pass the knowledge on to your son or grandson like I’ve done.

Over by the mantelpiece you will find a small wooden box holding a rusted silver key. That is the key to the dungeon holding the casket. In the box you will also find a map guiding you to were the casket is hidden. It is nearing the time of year where I would go check on the casket, but this year and forth you must do it.

It is a job that requires stealth and trickery to get to the dungeon. Other people are going to the Castle nowadays too, and we must not be noticed. It is very important you remember this. Do not be noticed and do not open the casket.

My time in this world has nearly passed, and the job is now yours my grandson. Do it well and do it with pride.”

The old man closed his eyes to rest while the young boy went to get the wooden box of the mantelpiece.

Now, the majority of people know not to tell a young boy not to open something never meant to be opened because he will consequently want to open it even more.

As the young boy weighed the old map and key in his hands he contemplated how to get into the castle without being seen.

He went under the cover of night, pocketing a flashlight along with the map and key. Finding the entrance to the dungeons was easy, but navigating from there became harder. Eventually he came to a half in front of an old-fashioned padlock. Inserting the key he heard it click and he entered with the lit flashlight. Down some steps, hidden in the corner of the room he found the casket, just like his grandfather had told him. Kneeling down he touched the ancient casket and the temptation to open it only grew with each caress of the surface. The crest keeping it locked was solid gold and cold from the damp dungeon. The boy knelt down and took out the iron bar he had been hiding in his pocket.

With a deep and doubting breath he poised the iron bar and pushed. A crack echoed through the dungeon as he broke the crest and air sealed in for hundreds of years whizzed out the creaking gap in the casket.

Exchanging iron bar for flashlight, the boy steeled himself and then opened the casket all the way.

A loud gasp escaped his lips as the glare of the treasure gleamed up at him. Gold shimmers reflected everywhere in the dungeon, and the young boy was awestruck without knowing what to do next.

Meanwhile, another place in Edinburgh his grandfather left out a final sigh without ever getting to know the big secret his family had been guarding for all those years.

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One Man, One Crown

In the depths of the dungeons of a castle lies a casket, by now covered in dust. It has been there for hundreds of years and that is how it must stay. None other knows of the casket, and the people who once knew what it held have been consumed by time. Today, only one man knows of the casket and he will guard it with his life, just as he was instructed to do those hundreds of years ago. He sits there, at the mouth of the dungeon cave, spear in one hand and his tiny musket ready at the hip should any intruders straggle by. Denied of food and water and other worldly pleasures he has learned to enjoy and take pride in his solitary watch. Every day it is the same and it has been centuries since anyone tried to disturb his guard. When this would happen, time would open its door to him and leave little bits of what he’d been missing out on. Otherwise, time seemed to leave him alone to do his job.

Each day he will feel the same temptation to open the casket and see what his life was guarding. And each day his hand would rest on the lid, before he would withdraw it to return to his post. Because knowing what was in the casket had not been part of his post.

So the days went on while time left him alone while he stood guard over Edinburgh’s most precious and unknown treasure. There were numerous times when he would hear footsteps nearing the dungeon but they would never be heard leaving the dungeon. When time crept in on him like this, he could feel the bones in his body creak of weariness and he would sometimes thing about giving up his post but one look at the golden crest sealing the casket kept him at his post. He may no know what was in the casket, but the golden crest confirmed him in its importance.

For hours on end he would stare at this crest and the name he would decipher would make him salute the thin air.

Never was he disturbed by time, which kindly saw the importance of his post and left him alone to guard his casket. And he is still there today, standing proudly, and ready to do what is necessary to defend the creaking casket.

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Little Green Men

I got bored in class the other day and suddenly found myself inspired by St. Patricks days so I wrote this poem:

That time of year again
Noise in the street again
Out the window
Or over the hedge
Then what do you see
But really big rainbows
And little green men

The pot of gold is gone
And all that is left now
Is large men dressed in green
Prowling the streets
With their jugs of liquid gold

All the rainbows have gone
The streets are flooded
And try to remember the colours
From blue, to yellow, to red
But then what is to come next?
All that is visible is green

Shamrocks suddenly crowd the streets
Flee from the green streamers
Through doors and down alleyways
The little green man guides
But it is not to the end of the rainbow
But still to the pot of gold

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Having a Hunger Craving?

Due to the lack of writing on my own part I decided to write a short recommendation, after I was recommended the books by a fellow blogger (you know who you are). I will try to write this as spoiler-free as possible, but I do apologize if I didn’t succeed, but now you have been warned.

I just recently finished the Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins and I must say the reviews of the trilogy kept to their word. It truly kept my hanging by every page by every chapter.

The first book starts out by introducing a somewhat corrupt future where oppression is a much abused way of keeping people in check, and even more gruesomely done, it is upheld by enlisting children to slaughter each other for other people’s amusement. I think at first hand you think the idea brutal and horrific that was how I viewed it and every killing (because that is unavoidable) is even more brutal than the last one. You can’t help but empathize with the character Katniss Everdeen, who continuously seems to think of everyone other than herself. Yet she manages to survive for the course of three books.

It is funny how some books tend to be on your to-read-list for several weeks, months, sometimes even years before you get around the reading them. This trilogy for example had been on my list for at least 6 months before I pulled myself together and read them. A reason that held me somewhat back, was the review by Stephenie Meyer on the cover, and though I admit I have read the Twilight books, her recommendation didn’t say much for it on my part. Don’t get me wrong, the Twilight story was a great one but that is as far as it goes, story-wise. So a review from Stephenie Meyer didn’t vouch for much in my books. It wasn’t until  after a warm recommendation from our fellow blogger (you still know who you are), who said they had consumed three or four days of her life, that it lead me to believe there must be something good about them and I decided to give them a chance. Honestly, I believe my boyfriend found me slightly irritating at some times because I just had to read the next chapter, I simply had to find out what would happen next. This was also partly because Collins manages to write nearly every chapter as a tiny cliff-hanger, leaving you wanting more.

Another reason that pushed me to read the books now was the fact that just like every other piece of fantasy fiction going around this is meant to be adapted to the big screen in the spring of 2012. I figured if I started now I would have plenty of time to finish the books before the films came out, turns out I was right. But just like every other piece of fiction that has been adapted to the big screen it has a large amount to live up to, which I think goes without saying if you decide to read the books, which, if you choose to, you should do before the film. As I always wish to do before any film adaptation.

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City of Three (Wonders)

This is a poem I wrote, I think when I was about to leave Edinburgh last year, after I spent three of the best weeks I’ve ever had during a Creative Writing Course, all of these lovely ladies here know perfectly well about. 🙂


A city so full of life
Three weeks of delight
Mornings and evenings
All spent in good company

A city breathing literature
Three arts of festivals
Days and nights
All spent with good humour

A city touched by history
Three great monuments
Castles and hills
All explored with splendid curiousity

A city come to life
Three times happiness
Friends and aquiantances
All left with a sad goodbye

A city about to vanish
Three more minutes
Farewell and goodbye
All the way home again

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A Thousand Words Wouldn’t Be Enough

As a writer I want to be able to transform people, places and happenings into words that will weave an invisible, yet potent magic upon the reader. I want to transport the reader into a different time and place, and perhaps altogether different mindset. I want to describe feelings and sensations so accurately that the reader will feel them as a physical touch upon their skin. I want the reader to hear what I hear, see what I see and feel my every desire, dark and innocent alike. To convey human emotions across time and distance is an art, and a difficult one at that. Given how frustratingly it can be when words elude me, perhaps only the very privileged, crazy or naïve feel like embarking on such a mission.

Some feelings, sensations and experiences are almost impossible to translate into the written form. Because how do I describe standing in the middle of a slum in Africa, looking at small shambling shacks that are crumpled together and serve as people’s homes? How do I describe the rank smell that the crippling amounts of garbage laying in the streets give off? When the stench is so all-consuming it burns in my nose like acid. How do I describe seeing children so young they can barely walk, running around naked among goats and chickens, sitting down on their bare bums in the middle of the filthy dirty street?

How do I describe the overwhelming feeling of something close to shame that I should be fortunate to be born in a quiet suburban street in Norway where the lawns are always perfectly mowed and the hedges primly cut, when others are born into such squalor? How do I describe the insistent chant in my head that I can’t stand having to bear witness to it any longer? It physically hurts my eyes. How do I describe that I can’t stand the flies that rest upon my sweaty skin, the sun beating down my back? In such cases I get the despairing feeling that reading about life is a hell of a lot better than actually be forced to live it. At least I can go home and retreat into the pages of a different, less scary world. The people I leave behind don’t have that privilege.

Then there are times when the feeling of peace and ecstatic joy inside of me is so powerful it feels like my chest is about to burst. When I’m standing on a beach by the sea coast in Africa; how do I describe the feeling of the warm sand cuddling my bare feet? The comforting sound of the vast ocean crashing upon the shore? The magnificent view of a billion splendid stars scattered across the night sky? How do I describe these feelings and sensations? How do I translate into words the sound of African drums and singing beating in time with my heart? A large bonfire giving off just enough light to see the same happiness reflected in the eyes of your friends?

It’s those rare and oh so precious moments when I realize that at that exact moment in life I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else, at any other time, in the whole world. Not even if you offered me a million bucks in cash. Those are the times when living life is a million times better then reading about it. No words in existence would be able to give justice to these memories. Not even a thousand words would be enough.


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